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Windowdancer

A person who does dance or tricks on the base of a large external window. The base is stable and poses are sometimes used. People on the interior of the building, looking out the window, view the dancer.
You're friends with a windowdancer?
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.
MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.
by Windows98 September 14, 2012
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windowfarm'd

transitive verb: to mistreat or exploit through extortion, trickery, or unfair actions; especially : to deprive of or cheat out of something due or expected

From Windowfarms - a Kickstarter campaign launched on the promise that ALL backers would receive a Windowfarm. Some people have received theirs, however all Canadian and International backers (and the majority of the US backers) have not received what they paid for. There has been no attempt at remedy or resolution of the outstanding issues. Furthermore, the person behind Windowfarms refuses to respond to International backers.
Jimmy: "I heard you invested in a multi-level marketing venture and got fucked over?"

Paul: "Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking...I'm sure I've been windowfarm'd"
by LittleJimmy September 24, 2013
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Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
by festizio March 13, 2015
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Windowleg

Windowleg is a mythical hero destined to save the universe from the evil clutches of Dorwing. He is written in prophesy to be a mysterious being from another plane of existence, created by the powers that be for the sole purpose of ridding darkness and evil from the land. Not to be mistaken for the words window and leg mashed together for no discernible purpose, that'd be silly.
Person one: Oh no it's the veil Dorwing! come to kill us all!!!1
Person two: Don't worry! I'm sure the amazing and talented and brave and ruggedly handsome albeit oddly named Windowleg will save us!!!
by Nyaaaaaa December 22, 2015
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Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016
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Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016
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