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Will Riker Effect 

It's the unsettling feeling given to others by a man who has removed his facial hair and who, as a consequence, looks strange and unfamiliar. It is often intensified by any one, or more, of these: a weak chin, thin lips, or a strongly cleft chin.
When I shaved my beard off, my girlfriend stopped putting out. She blamed it on work stress, but I think it was the Will Riker Effect.
Will Riker Effect by chinmusic78 December 9, 2012
Black Hair
Dreamy Brown Eyes
Super Hot
Shy Nice Crazy Outgoing
Will is The best.
Will by cheyguyloveswhey February 20, 2015

Will You Be My Boyfriend? 

I know this is a long shot but you asking me to be your valentines made me so happy, just consider it please. I love you so much and you’ve always been there since day one.
Russell, will you be my boyfriend?

patrick willaims 

patrick willaims is the worst ft account ever.likes to get ratioed.thinks liverpol are a small club meanwhile everton havent won a thropy since 1995.nonce,stupid and bodied by his own fan.obsessed with dheer_utd.dont be like patrick willaims
real_tony_stank to patrick willaims:ratioed
patrick willaims by jadon sanchez January 21, 2021

Millions will perish 

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.
Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."

Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!