two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.

Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.

by deagleman43 March 18, 2014

Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.

Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing

by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022

Two Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

Two Night Stride

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.

Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009