I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

skibidi toilet

1. A series created by Alexey Gerasimov that contains videos of toilet heads fighting camera people

2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content

3. Something no one should ever watch

"I never play with Timmy because he loves skibidi toilet."

by Quandale Dontavion III Jr. May 6, 2024

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.

The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.

by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022

toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet

Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.

"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025