squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

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One Piece

An anime about pirates finding a treasure with episodes that seems that its never ending. You either fall in love with the anime or you absolutely hate it. No in between. IT'S THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD IT CAN'T COMPARE TO ANYTHING ELSE.

NPC: "Hey have you heard about that weird series One Piece?"
PC: "Oh you're talking about ONE PEAK????? IT'S NOT WEIRD YOU LONG BACKED ASSHOLE."

by manstabber November 5, 2022

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cut one

to fart

Ohhh man! That guy just cut one.

by b3ryan October 26, 2003

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One Direction

Most popular boy-band of 4 british (Zayn, Liam, Louis, Harry) dudes and 1 irish (Niall). Sadly, they went on hiatus in 2015 few months after Zayn left the band. Their fandom (Directioners), created stan twitter and they’re still going strong after almost 11 years.

Me: Hey! Do you like One Direction? I love them!
The Mean Girl: Oh, you mean the terrible boy-band?

Me: *leaves*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

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One-cest

When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.

"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"

by I'm going to Kashoot myself January 7, 2019

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That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“Did you hear what that one kid did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 4, 2022

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