the heating hole is essentially the ear, but only the right ear, and most commonly an ear that has recently been infected with ear sickness
by that scientific guy June 28, 2018

by sh4ffer September 22, 2019

Joey was feeling extra horny, unavoidably horny, but had no sex toys, no bitches (guys or girls), and no good fruits to fuck. He looked around for things to fuck and suddenly everything became sexual. He pulled out the core of an orange, but it was too sticky. He then ran to the couch, inserted his dick in between the couch cushions, and thrust, but it burned too much. Finally, with no hope left, he took two pieces of untoasted white bread, stuck them in a cut PVC pipe, put some Vaseline on his dick, and stuck his new fill-in hole in between his pillow and his bed. He thrust and thrust his long strong dick, and after 30 hardcore minutes, came a long hot rope of cum through his PVC pussy. Don't do all that work, just buy a pocket pussy or fleshlight.
by aiden6969 November 4, 2023

What’s that thing you get on your unisex hole? It’s a hemorrhoid
I’d tongue the shit out of your unisex hole
I’d tongue the shit out of your unisex hole
by Trixie Alabama January 20, 2023

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

by Vexing potato November 17, 2016

"He was so against me doing butt stuff to him, but his toes curled when I touched his g-hole"
"When she grazed his g-hole with her finger, he went wild"
"When she grazed his g-hole with her finger, he went wild"
by doctaz March 7, 2019
