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smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment
If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
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Smoke Plate

An apparatus used for smoking activities i.e. ashtray, rolling tray, roach motel.
"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"
by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024
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Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.
Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!
by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018
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smoked out

when you provide all or majority of the weed when smoking with a friend or friends
Boy: I smoked out Robert today
Girl: Jeez, how much weed was it?
Boy: 3 gs
by picklesauce March 12, 2020
mugGet the smoked outmug.

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.
Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”
by og pattis January 22, 2020
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The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.
Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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