Getting ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.

Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

matt ryan-itus

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

Nathan Ryan Lumley

Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate

If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.

Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool

by Thecoolestholla January 4, 2023

The Ryan Green Effect

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.

He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!

by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018

Ryan B****ey

A Large Cunt With No Friends That Betrays Everyone

Me: Have You Met Ryan B****ey He's Such A Cunt He Stabbed James In The Back

by MemeFuqBoi September 5, 2018

Colby Ryan Lamb

One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.

Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.

by Robin Sanders June 1, 2018

Ryan international school

its a different world on itself. it forces u to he Christian and would not allow heterosexuality??? also weird prayer songs with beats better than ya mum

Person A: "oh my god. why is this a prayer song?? it sounds like a thirst beat."
Person B: "that's Ryan international school for u"

by ya_mums_hoe August 10, 2022