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pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006
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permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!
I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
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Pink Elephant Phase

A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.
1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"
by Calina Chots Jub-Jub January 9, 2014
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Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.
He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.
by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019
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Pink Panther Shit

Having a shit while completely naked

(Origins From a meme)
“Man That Taco Bell had my stomach so bad, I had to resort to the dreaded... pink panther shit”
by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018
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The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.
"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."
by JA1995 August 19, 2018
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Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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