pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Bubble Gum Pink

Referring to the color of a woman's genitalia

"I bet its bubble gum pink"

by Jorgewest21414 June 2, 2023

Sink Some Pink

Ingesting Pepto Bismol, especially after a particualarly bad case of Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, or Diarrhea.

"I just had to Sink Some Pink-- I should really start eating better."

by Koraichu May 3, 2023

The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

by JA1995 August 19, 2018

queer as pink ink

Very very ultra fucking homosexual flamboyant faggot that acts like your aunt Mary.

“Hey Mike”, “that fucking faggot is queer as pink ink”.

by The Feuer March 4, 2022

Pink Elephant Phase

A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.

1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"

by Calina Chots Jub-Jub January 9, 2014

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022