stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

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bashed box

a vagina that has struggled through child birth & has seen better days

Q: How many children are you going to have?
A: None! I don't want a bashed box.

by squeezemykayak January 17, 2012

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Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

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Wet Box

Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.

“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing”
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”

by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023

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Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 April 06, 2016

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