Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.

Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.

by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet or something used by the youngings to show that they have braindamage, is from a series called Skibidi toilet made by the user called Dafuqboom. The children of this generation we call ''gen alpha'' use this so called ''slang'' to show that they have zero to no attention span, we know this because they always THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO THEM!

''So how's your day?''- stranger
''Skibidi toilet'' - The victimiser

by Skibidi toilet hater February 21, 2024

Toilet Scrubber

A chick that licks a dirty dick

Yo your bitch is a toilet scrubber!

by Slobonmycobb July 22, 2016

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 18, 2021