Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

by LLMC July 31, 2019

National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.

I can't wait for National steal a hat week!

by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 18, 2022

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety

nath where’s the safety hat?

by Obi2709 October 2, 2021

Red Hat Republican

a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.

I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th

by rrruffeltherrrridge May 18, 2024