Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

Mistress Night by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

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quiet night

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

quiet night by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

monkeyphone's retard night by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

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Nudge at night

The coolest radio show! Its on 107.3 star FM. it starts at 7:00 weekdays. Takes song requests, gives away prizes, has a round of what is a nudge anyway. The number to call is 888-99-nudge!

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Nudge at night by Team Edward since 1901 July 14, 2009