new year's
a stupid and pointless holiday used to celebrate the death of the old year and the coming of the new
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New Jersey
A tremendously beautiful part of the northeast, that was ruined because the land was worth more as suburban sprawl from NYC than it was as farmland. Its residents think is the greatest place in the world, largely because the only people who still live there are the people who have never traveled anywhere but in the tri-state or down south. Anyone who has made it anywhere else makes damn sure they never come back. They specifically made the tolls outgoing and not incoming for this reason, because they knew nobody would ever pay to come here, and wanted to discourage anybody left from leaving. Because life is sad and pathetic here, largely due to the lack of good tacos and art, people are willing to risk theirs and others just to beat you by five minutes getting home, or better yet to the traffic jam ahead. Unfortunately most of them have no basic understanding of traffic flow, so they spend a lot of time slamming on their brakes and getting cock blocked in the slow lane. New Jersey-ans don't pump their own gas, because they're so retarded from having the largest number of superfund sites that they couldn't figure it out. And the bagels and pizza, while delicious, don't even begin to make up for the sheer amount of strip malls assaulting every town.
New Jersey by Got the Hell Out October 4, 2012
New Canaan Girls Swim Team
"Hey is the New Canaan meet next week?"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
New Canaan Girls Swim Team by Lady Warriors<3 April 16, 2005
New Urbanism
Urban design movement started in the late 1980 aiming to reform all aspects of real estate development; Movement to make suburbs look like a city without including the amenities
New Urbanism by Will Greenhalgh June 9, 2003
New Mexico
a diverse state with many interesting things to do in it, and often thought by fucktards as a state where a bunch of cowboys live.
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?
in new mexico it goes
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!
New Mexico by persia_sparta May 3, 2006
new jersey
jersey is a place where the livings eassyy..its a wealthy state and clean but it has bad areas.. ppl who make fun of jerseyy and the way it smells or whatever its either uve never been here.. or youve only been right outside of new york..where of course its not gonna be great cause all the factories are there..assholess... i would have to say that some/part of new jersey is "ghetto" haha.. up north bye the city is gangs drugs ppl getting killed.. but most of jersey is fucking amaziing..its basicly ruled b y the teenagers..around here your grades dont usually matter.. you loose your viriginity in middle school...start using a bong before your 12.. and thats the way most of us like it ..tehres part of jersey thats for rich smart people ..but down here.. its hot all the time..you wake upp when u wanna .. skate around with ur frends go to the beach and party at night on the boardwalk.. FUCKING CALIFORNIANS are saying all this shit about jersey... well im sure californina is great but seriosuly.. u say u have nice beaches... so do we... u say you have pretty girls... trust me so do we..there all beautiful... u say were white trash..well some of us are.. and its good that way haha.. our state is filled with beaches..boardwalks .. skateparks.. drugs.. crime.. money.. fucking action. ..rock n roll... 60s music we live easy and own your state..thats the way we like it..anyway all your gay trends .. alot of them start here with our little middle school girls.. btw nj is known for its great band scene..its full of underground local bands for kids who wanna mosh take lsd and party all night... but if ur getto or whatever... stay up north were u can join a gang and get pregnant at 11.. its cool we dont mind..most of us are fun loving hippies anyway..or down to earth rockkers who think u should go fuck urself if u diss us........ anyone agree?
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new jersey by suck my cock and call me josaphene July 24, 2006