mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 28, 2017

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 13, 2024

blue mud

Ugly. Not attractive.

She is. Blue mud.

by Kcc25 December 29, 2017

mud buggie

a man made vehicle that is build by rednecks. they use yard scraps. they go muddin with the mud buggie. rednecks put tires a slide a ladder and lawn chairs on a built thangy

bubba and the guys built a mud buggie to show off at the pit

by katielynmuddin00 March 15, 2014

The Mud Method

A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.

"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"

by IAMTHEMUDMETHOD June 24, 2024

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 21, 2022

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 06, 2011