Shot the monkey

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”
by Ethan Taylor September 14, 2018
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Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos
“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey
by lemonzestpizza April 03, 2022
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Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.
by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014
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Tame the monkeys

When the monkeys in your head are going crazy
Student: *not paying attention

Teacher: emma, tame the monkeys
by Kayshepherd_1121 May 28, 2021
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 08, 2018
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monkey whipper

My user name or just a person that whips monkeys OR a rapist or all three of them.
1: have you heard of the monkey whipper rapist?
2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!
by mokney whipper April 20, 2022
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Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds
The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.
by Krakatoa Balboa October 16, 2018
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