Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.

This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.

by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022

Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.

MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.

by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022

Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 16, 2022

arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.

someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys

by aleex. May 22, 2022