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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
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Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever
by Jeddb December 5, 2024
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Max

a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it
by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022
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Max

Max is epic
by Vgsdchhvvchhg November 19, 2020
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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
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Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!
"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"
by chirx November 25, 2021
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Max English

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"
by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025
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