i feel like shit 

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

i feel like shit by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

Smells like purple 

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

Smells like purple by Pizza'man April 19, 2021

i like men 

i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box

i like men
wdym

HAyden box is what i mean

i like men by Rickbitdhd November 17, 2021

God you're like a goat 

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

God you're like a goat by Kailyn! January 12, 2008

If it fucks like a duck 

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

If it fucks like a duck by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009

Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

Pants at a time like this? by diddy kong June 18, 2011

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast 

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast by skidsstars October 10, 2018