kidspeak

When children mispronounce a word to create a funny word or faux paus, especially when it sticks. e-roos is an example.

A boy named Patrick is forever known as "Packy" because his friend in kindergarten couldn't pronounce his name. Such kidspeak is common. I thought my daughter would never know that animals are not "aminals."

by Ramblin Man October 14, 2003

kid's room sex

An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.

I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

Kidster

An teenager, college student, or adult who enjoys activities, events, movies and tv shows that children like. You can find many kidsters on MLIA talking about dinosaurs, harry potter and ninjas. Kidsters often wear t-shirts that are too small with kid-themed designs. kid + hipster = kidster

Kidster 1: Let's go watch toy story 1 and 2 in 3D to celebrate my 25th birthday.
Kidster 2: Okay, i have to go get changed into my undersized sesame street t-shirt.
Kidster 2: i'll bring my star wars watch.
Kidster 1: After that do u want to go have an old disney movie marathon.
Kidster 2: Sure, and then we can go dress up as ninjas and run around.
Kidster 3: RAWR! I LOVE DINOSAURS!

by Jak Majik October 23, 2009

KaNdEe KiD's

Kandee kids like to take precious time and look to se what is around them. They show good actions to other ppls in order to get good energy back. they allways will live for the moment until the death. then will live the next life to the moment again. or in other words a intense journy on the way

"Live for the moment"

by KINDER November 26, 2003

kid's book

the best strong bad email as of yet

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. AWWWW"

by *tweak* October 8, 2003

jazz kid/s

Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.

"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"

by mickey November 23, 2004

kidstipated

1) When a pregnant woman is so backed up with a baby that it won't come out!

2) Overdue child birth

Tammie's been pregnant forever! She's due any day with no signs of popping that bun out of her oven! It's like she's kidstipated!

by mBmD August 23, 2012