Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025

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Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

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Jake Paul

A dumb nonce

Jake Paul needs to get hit by a car

by big butt i gotta nut June 19, 2020

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Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis

That guy is deffo a Jake noble

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021

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Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

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Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.

Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul

by JewishSeal July 30, 2019

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