Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

Spirit Job

The act of receiving oral sex while under the influence of heavy psychedelics, particularly dmt...

Sally gave me the most peculiar spirit job last night!! It was not of this world!!

by The r00ster June 20, 2018

cron job

The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.

did you use a cron job to do you stay up all night tweeting

by Enoch Light June 24, 2017

Tailbone Job

When one thrusts their pelvis into the backside or tailbone of another person.

Drew: Hey Meghan, can I interest you in a tailbone job?

by KStickz October 7, 2010

Both Job

When getting a blowjob from two girls at the same time.

I got a both job last night

by Cutemofo April 18, 2013

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

Bowel Job

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022