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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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That's a kill

When somebody cracks a joke and some pubey nerd goes and ruins it with a bad follow up.
A: Your face spotty like an avocado.
B: lol avocado are all bumpy i get it
A: That's a kill...
by NEZ July 3, 2015
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Kill-Save

When you save a game just before you die/get killed, causing you to respawn in the same area that instantly kills you after. This leads to a perpetual cycle of dying and reloading. Although seemingly impossible to escape, you can resolve the situation by moving away quickly or reloading another save. This is common in games such as Skyrim when you become a quicksave whore.
"Fuck I did a kill-save. I made a quicksave just before I was stabbed. Now I keep getting killed as soon as I reload."
"Damn that's what happens when you're a quicksave whore."
by FeralSheila 2.0 March 30, 2019
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Dan Kills

Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.
Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"
by Nawsayn August 17, 2023
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Kill switch

Installing one in case you can't win isn't winning.
Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2025
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rawdog kill

When a man has sex without using a condom, he may refer to it as a rawdog kill
Yo bro, I just got my first rawdog kill!

Damn I wish, my girlfriend still makes me use condoms
by Demarcus Cousins left nut March 11, 2022
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that be that kill

that be that kill : it means when something happens and it get on your nerves or makes you angry , its a new orleans slang . when something goes bad !
man dooda just broke his phone , man that be that kill
by brattsevennn June 16, 2022
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