Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.

Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.

by RenABFF June 27, 2019

orange dutch

When you jack off after eating Doritos

After munching on a bag of Doritos, I turned on the computer and made some orange Dutch

by Mustard999 November 23, 2017

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

Dutch Hotbox

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.

Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”

Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”

by greguloid February 17, 2022

Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner

Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up

by Fryeman March 8, 2021

dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

Dutch

A male who sleeps around a lot.

That guy Marcus is a dutch, his kill count is crazy.

by rickyxchase March 1, 2023