Paradox Head

Getting head, whilst doing something extremely nerdy. Causing the spectrum of extremely nerdy and extremely cool to collide. This usually causes a small black hole in the general area where the paradox head took place.

Getting Paradox Head while playing World of Warcraft, Halo, Call of Duty, Dungeons and Dragons, etc...

by TtlyNotAJew March 10, 2011

head-chew

A very painful headache.
Comes from the mountain region of Montana where bears often chew the heads of men.

"Stop yelling, I have a bad head-chew."
"Why are you crabbie, is it a head-chew?"

by Samuel May 4, 2004

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Thug Head

Used to describe a joint that is large at the head and generally has a coned figure. Generally crafted by higher experienced weed smokers to achieve the higher realms of getting fucked.

Anthony; Shit, is he rolling another thug head?
Dan; Yeah he is!
Anthony; Those thug heads do the job well!

by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010

no homo head

No Homo Head

To give a blowjob without it being considered gay .

“I gave my Creepy uncle no homo head because I was a horny lil bich “

by @ryun.xo on ig August 12, 2020

Caravan Head

A person with an abnormally large head, the back of the head is often shaped like a caravan, thus the name caravan head.

The most famous example of a caravan head is a guy who lives in the UK, Lancashire Preston, and usually gets alot of abuse about his caravan head.

Look at his caravan head.

He's head is massive i think it's a caravan head.

If your head gets any bigger it'll be a caravan.

by Epic guy. January 19, 2011

Bull-head

NOUN A stubborn, strongheaded person

THIS way is easier than your way, ya (bull-head)

by Dewjob January 17, 2017