Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

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What have you

and/or anything else similar.

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

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Should have done it instead

No. Not that motherfucker. Not that.

Hym "I think you mean to say 'SHOULD HAVE DONE IT INSTEAD' AND CAN'T DO IT RETROACTIVELY NOW BECAUSE YOU YOU STUPID SHIT. WHY WOULD ANYONE SEEK YOU OUT FOR ANY REASON? WHATSOEVER? THAT is what YOU don't want to have to admit. That I should have done it INSTEAD of you. YES. That. That is clearly what you meant to say. 'Not would have if I could.' You COULDN'T have without me and now I get nothing. Hollow consolation and empty fucking gratitude."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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Have an on purpose

When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.

When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.

That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.

by Some rando out there May 19, 2024

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