Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

Good Morning

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

by Krkič April 22, 2019

Good werk

A phrase used to appraise someone's high quality achievement. Can also be used sarcastically to tell someone that they have done a terrible job at something.
Coined by Ted Davis.

Example 1:
Chick: Mother Hen, I got full points on my Research Analysis Paper!
Hen: Good werk.

Example 2:
Jack: Dude, I didn't practice drumming at all over the summer, my audition in going to suck.
Ted: Good werk, bud.

by T 3 D |V| U |\| D December 6, 2009

Good Shit

When your teammate clutches a 6v1 in S&D.

clutches
Good Shit, Good Shit

by SkaiSilent September 4, 2016

3 good

When a particular excuse is so convincing that you could use it 3 times without it losing it's credibility.

Mom: Why is there porn in our internet history?

John: Sorry, mom, it was in a pop-up from another website.

Mom: Oh ok then.

Dad: Damn, son, that excuse wasn't just good. It was 3 good

by The Dark Blastwagon August 3, 2013

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

Good Investment

Something that is highly invested in. saying or doing something very well or smart.

Uriah: Hey, where is my coat babe?"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"

by eMCee Uriahhh February 21, 2010