Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

Golden bugle

When you receive a blowjob from your sugar daddy.

My sugar daddy Jordan golden bugled me after he treated me to a lovely dinner at Red Lobster.

by Tee Byrd September 16, 2017

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

Golden Chower

You are a god at performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Jadon is the a golden chower, his tong made me cum several times in a matter of seconds.

by Zable May 20, 2024

Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019

The Golden Archie

When someone makes a Nashville Hot chicken burger by frying the chicken in pure urine.

I can’t believe that guy ate the golden Archie!

by Archienemesis October 12, 2020