2 definitions by Capt. Sexstuff

golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

Pink Spinach

Northeastern slang for vagina; pussy

My boner gets Popeye strength from eating my girlfriends pink spinach.

by Capt. Sexstuff January 14, 2020