French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

by Lightspeedpork July 9, 2014

french fade

fading the hair from the top of your head down to the sholders

a normal fade you start from the bottom and fade up so that its longer up top then down low.

well a french fade will trim someones hair from the top of the dome to the bottom thats a French Fade

by Seven~frm~tha.E April 5, 2010

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021