A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
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Get the David mug.David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?
David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.
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