my dad left to get milk 

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

my dad left to get milk by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

American Dad! 

A pathetic ripoff of Family Guy, which itself is a pathetic ripoff of The Simpsons.

Up next, The Simpsons, then another Simpsons, I mean Family Guy, then another Simpsons, I mean Family Guy, I mean American Dad!

American Dad! by JNNC August 12, 2006

your dad

The one who i rape i night

Your dad was excellente last night!

your dad by John Goo January 27, 2003

mom and dad's bank 

place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck

Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!

mom and dad's bank by real balla December 14, 2008

angry dad 

Someone that threatens to pull over the car, your friend that has coal up his ass, someone who attempts to stop the pancreas wars.

Stop being an angry dad chris

angry dad by Grim-Ace February 15, 2003

Step dad 

A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!

YEs, that is my step dad.

Step dad by rewrew August 12, 2009

step dad 

A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid

Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people

step dad by Vexets December 25, 2008