Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

your dad

the finest man alive<3

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad

by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

dad

where’s the milk?

dad, i’m still waiting for the milk

by user138829 November 24, 2021

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn January 4, 2021

dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.

Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017