Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

Look at that dirty crusty lesbian

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends

OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad

by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 12, 2009

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015