colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.

You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!

by bagineria January 10, 2007

cock and candy

The act of taking ur dick and wraping cotton candy around it and then letting someone eat it off

Man I feel like some candy, o wait how about some cock and candy.

by Charles Stuckey February 7, 2008

horse cock.

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.

"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."

by crazykb September 24, 2012

cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse

hay julie i have 'cock throb'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009

monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.

She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.

by LuvsMCs November 29, 2007

Cock and chips

A woman who likes lot's of sex, especially with different men.

That Lucy, I bet she loves Cock and chips.

by Pudding May 15, 2007