Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

brenthon

Some dope ass guy who the ladies need to hit up 👀 !! Gives the best advice and can be trusted with people's secrets but don't try him !

Omg Becky you are being such a Brenthon !!

by yakagamdakauabwva August 24, 2017

Bleather Birthday

A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.

How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."

by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017

braethan

a gamer dude who likes to watch memes and play guitar

"hey look at that guy over there looking at memes"
"oh yeah dude that's braethan"

by tiannabananna November 7, 2017

beathemeat

It's literally in the fucking name. So do it.

Imma go home and beathemeat.

by NIGIGIGIIGIGIGIA February 1, 2018

Brether

A male you would have anal sex with non-homo-sexually

Do you know Ryan K.?

Do I know him? He's my brether.

by NotDakotaz June 11, 2018

BRETHERIN

WORD USED BY FAKE IRISHMEN, AKA "MEXICAN GUYS", BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL BRETHREN.

To all my fellow IRISH BRETHERINE...Today we go on to drink like a normal day because we are drinkers..thats what we do! To all of you ppl celebrating this day in our honor...thank you..have fun drinkin like an IRISHMAN!

by monstro167 May 11, 2018