the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

chris brown

When someone has been beaten up, punched, slapped, or assaultin any way. Or, when threatening to punch, strike, slap, kick, etc. someone. The actual action of beating someone, or threatening to do so.

Can be used in the past tense as well, adding an -ed to brown, "chris brown-ed"

Bonnie, if you dont give me my keys back, I'm gonna Chris Brown you.

David is in the hospital, he got chris brown-ed hard after talking trash all night.

by nelsonator88 March 2, 2009

Chris Brown

Young R&B singer who beat up on his girl friend Rihanna after a party.

Girl you better shut your mouth before I go Chris Brown on your ass!

by getwitit March 2, 2009

chris brown

verb meaning to beat

yo man he chris browned her

by j dizzle15 April 10, 2009

chris brown

a guy that punches a women in the face

you just chris browned that bitch

by ashketchum1 February 10, 2009

Chris Brown

A verb describing any aggressive act toward a girlfriend or wife, preferrably named Rihanna.

My girlfriend was getting out of line so i decided to chris brown her ass.

I was arrested for chris browning my girlfriend.

by Nick Hooker, James Conroy February 17, 2009

brown wings

Imaginary award earned by one who has eaten asshole.

Brian earned his brown wings last night when he scarfed Jenna's chocolate starfish.

by brownwings April 21, 2011