Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

by PTAnteater February 27, 2010

Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.

John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"

by nakdau March 24, 2010

Ball Fucked

When you are doin a girl with your balls and not your dick.

Yo dude, did you here he ball fucked her? Man, that has to hurt.

by Jiggity Josh January 4, 2010

Suger Balls

The absence of regular balls. In other words, acting like a wimp.

Suger Balls

by Trizzlesnitswalls January 15, 2010

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009

Mono-Ball

Someone who only has one testicle, thus the name 'Mono-Ball'.

John: Bert has a Mono-Ball!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009