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Red Sox

A team that seriously needs a reality check and a flea bath, One becuase tehy r so gross and digustiong and 2 they think they r all tough and macho and on top bcuz of ONE WIN IN 86 YEARS. Oh, you no who needs a HUGE flea bath, JOhnnu Damon.. a guy who looks so much like a barabrian that scientist should test him to see if hes from teh stone age.
EX 1: After 86 years, the Red sox won, now tehy think they r the best. Ya well wuts your excuse this year? hmm uhh well.. OH! Sux fans, r u guys gonna balme is on ANOTHER INJURED PLAYER? or suck it up, be a manly team, and ADMIT U SUCK! NO DO UR FANS disgusting bunch of freakin saps!
by yankeesrock March 31, 2005
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Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.
Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!
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Red Mango

To have vaginal sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady. The term directly implies that the young lady will be a TAB meaning that she is stuck up enough to enjoy Red Mango (a chain of frozen yogurt shops populated by many people including TABs in the Los Angeles vicinity) frozen yogurt almost daily. Thus the young lady may offer vaginal intercourse in a way that equates it to eating frozen yogurt.
This girl I was IMing was totally into me so she offered me some red mango so she came to my dorm and we had fun all day!

This bitch was teasing me all night but she finally gave me some red mango and I went home happy.
by Factor Guy May 30, 2008
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Red Bull

An energy drink originated from Thailand. The canned shit Europe and America get has been severely moderated, or, for you mentally diluded people, "nerfed".

It's got nothing to do with drugs. It is also more healthy than coffee, contains less caffeine and yet still keeps you up.

It includes taurin. Which is NOT bullsperm. It helps the function of the muscles, although humans don't need much of it.
"Lawl i drank 3 Red Bulls in a row and I got high like on speed!!!!!1"

"Retard..."
by KeeperOfTruth May 6, 2009
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red bull

by fgsg November 18, 2003
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Marlboro Reds

Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory
Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds
by Baphomet666 June 21, 2006
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red stick

Guy A: Jeeze, Julie is such a slut.
Guy B: Yah, she'd even polish the red stick!
by Delino Deshields May 26, 2005
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