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Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.
Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.
by anonymous November 17, 2023
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Dirty Staria

When giving Connor a fellatio and he his close to cumming in your mouth, vomit on his dick
Damn I got a dirty Staria last night at the motel.
by Heimlich manuver November 8, 2020
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Dirty keylei

A dirty keylei is when a women she commits sexual activity with her best dude friend .... when he has came she keeps it as a sandwich spread
by Kim taehyseokoyoongi April 18, 2020
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Dirty Racheeda

The act of biting your boyfriends foreskin and chewing it like bubblegum
Damn my cock really hurts from that dirty Racheeda last night
by CountryKillSlayer December 5, 2020
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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Dirty Dew

A can of Diet Mountain Dew

The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.
I need a dirty dew.

Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.

Some thin
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Dirty downing

The man, the legend, the one who deserves all your respect.
One day, I can’t wait to meet the infamous “Dirty Downing”
by Admatt February 24, 2021
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