Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time

"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!

by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017

Fortnite Freezer Fucking

Something that happens on Mabi.com

Sab is Fortnite Freezer Fucking her

by autismosis10048 July 16, 2021

Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022

Who you fuck

You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.

Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023