Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.

Shut your trap you useless fuck whistle.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob September 8, 2023

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child

"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."

by Blatter21 April 18, 2024

boo hoo fucking doo

when you send a meme to your compadre and he replies with PrIvAte

me: *sends meme*
compadre* ItS pRiVaTe
me: welp boo hoo fucking doo sharen

by i_wrote_this_so_ya June 20, 2019

Fuck

Fuck as many meanings.
1) Can be used when forgetting something
2) Can be used when saying sex
3) When cursing out someone

4) When surprised or asking a question

Example 1 - Fuck! I forgot my book at home!
Example 2 - I'm gonna fuck Lana tonight!
Example 3 - Fuck you Brian!
Example 4 - What the actual fuck is going on here?!

by urfriendlymotherfucker:) March 26, 2022

fuck me

ah yessss

Please fuck me god

by snowneo August 19, 2021

Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.

The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.

by Db.on.db August 4, 2024