Dirty Merritt

This is a sexual act when you shove your 2 buck teeth into the anus and yell "You like them tonsils?"

"I would defiantly give that guy a dirty Merritt."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

Dirty baptism

When you ejaculate on her fore-head in a praying position

“Gave her the ol’ dirty baptism last night”

by pizza dummy April 30, 2024

Dirty Almanza

Coworker who owes every burritos.

That Dirty Almanza owes me 5,000 burritos.

by Wrk4skoal April 30, 2024

Dirty Doupé

When you are getting a blowjob while she is taking a shit.

Aka reverse blumpkin

my girl has had diarrhea all week, which has actually been kind of nice because I’ve been getting dirty Doupés all day.

by ShadowManScoobs May 1, 2024

dirty eloy

when u do anal and poo comes squirtin out

oh you hear teagan got a dirty eloy

by raiderkae May 1, 2024

Dirty Malcolm

a sigma, skibidi, guy who has a drake snake

Woah! That guy's a real Dirty Malcolm

by mlcky' May 2, 2024