stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

walking simulator 

A walking simulator is a type of video game which lacks many of the traditional aspects of a game (such as a goal, win/loss conditions, any kind of game system to interact with) despite taking the form of a video game. The phrase implies that there is basically nothing to do in the game other than walking around.

A: I sent you a new game on Steam, check it out.
B: Gone Home? That's not even a game, it's a walking simulator.

walking simulator by 2CleverUsername December 7, 2014

Walking Clusterfuck 

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

Walking Clusterfuck by yv July 8, 2004

walking 69 

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

walking 69 by Evac156 February 17, 2005

Boogie walker 

an in-valid who cannot properly control their motor functions whilst walking.
They could also be a spinny biff.

look at that spaz go, a proper boogie walker

Boogie walker by blah blah blah blah x10 September 8, 2006

Cock Walker 

Someone who walks with their cock thrust out for all to see. Dragging their feet and generally being a douche bag.

Isn't that Steve?
Yeah, he's a cock walker
What a douche.

Cock Walker by Natural Swagger October 28, 2010

walked off 

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

walked off by P. Shivers July 3, 2008