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Donald Trump 

The 45th president that everyone knows will get assassinated.
"Hey did Donald Trump die already?"
"Sadly .........no"
"dang it!"
Worst president in US history by light years. An asshole that cannot be duplicated. He gets cold lips from kissing mirrors. Known for his tiny hands and his whatever. Guaranteed to insult any woman within 50 feet except his BJ source, KellyAnne Conway. To be Trumped is to have your country ruined by a damned fool. trump
My country was trumped and we'll never recover. All the idiots and ignorant fools voted for him believing his lies and now they don't know it yet but they are truly fucked.
trump by Hating El Trumped-Up April 18, 2018

Donald J. Trump 

A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.
Who knew the world would end not in 2012, but in 2020 and by Donald J. Trump?

Trump Cut 

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...
70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"
Trump Cut by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Donald J. Trump 

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
A degenerate of a person with certain qualities:
- An orange, leathery micro-penis
- Likes to wall off all of his problems
- Likes to brag about a small loan of a million dollars equating to "hard earned success"
- Synonymous with "Drumpf"
- Filled with more lies than Clinton
- Would marry daughter
- "Hypocritical" is his/her middle name
- He's "HUUUUUGE"
- His dog is in a dormant state on his head
- Scared of releasing HIS FUCKING TAX RETURNS
*Points at TV* "Man, fuck that guy on TV!"
"Who, Donald Drumpf?"
"Yeah, he's such a Trump!"
"Damn dude, that's harsh, but the truth hurts I guess."
Trump by the feisty one July 24, 2016