A
degenerate of a person with certain qualities:
- An
orange, leathery micro-penis
- Likes to wall off all of his problems
- Likes to brag about a small loan of a million dollars equating to "hard earned success"
- Synonymous with "Drumpf"
- Filled with more lies than Clinton
- Would marry daughter
- "Hypocritical" is his/her middle name
- He's "HUUUUUGE"
- His
dog is in a dormant state on his head
- Scared of releasing HIS FUCKING TAX RETURNS
*Points at TV* "Man, fuck that
guy on TV!"
"Who, Donald Drumpf?"
"
Yeah, he's such a Trump!"
"Damn dude, that's
harsh, but the truth hurts I guess."