porn roulette

Going on pornhub or other similar sites with thumbnails turned off, and guessing only by title and length of video whether or not it is porn. Can be played as a drinking game, in which one has to drink every time they get actual porn onscreen.

I played emo porn roulette last night and got a face full of Pete Wentz dick

by music-theatre-mama July 29, 2017

porn-norm

A term used to critique behavioral traits and/or a body type commonly seen in studio-based pornography. The criticism is often based on the person's color, ethnicity, and/or the way a fetish is witnessed being practiced in a real life moment compared to how it is displayed in porn.

A buffed bald black man having aggressive sex with a non-black person is a porn-norm many black men are expected to display in real-life interracial sexual encounters.

by LeNair Xavier February 20, 2018

Porn Scroll

While watching a video on the computer, you scroll ahead for the good parts. Just like in a porn movie scrolling to the desired part.

Jim and I were watching MI3 and I was enjoying the entire movie, but he kept porn scrolling ahead to all the explosions.

by bodaggin January 11, 2012

Porn roulette

You use pornMD dice button scroll down blindly to pick a porn, now you have to do whatever they're doing in selected porn

Me and my girl played porn roulette and I ended up with a finger in my ass

by tmeck October 4, 2018

Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

by MFJumbo January 8, 2022

Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011