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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
mugGet the cold toilet seatmug.
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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"

Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023
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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.
I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.
by EmJayee April 27, 2022
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Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever
Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road
by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018
mugGet the Helicopter toiletmug.

Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here
Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!
by goofyfoog March 5, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi toilet from the gaza stripmug.

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