meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 27, 2020

Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.

I ate a biscuit

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019

dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.

Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...

by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.

Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.

by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Biscuit

Ic3 male who you may come across anywhere in London, usually on foot or in a rental. Usually brings vibes to wherever he goes and you can hear a pin drop when he enters a room. He has a lot of girls from all over the globe crazy over him.

There’s that biscuit guy again

by Yo123456 November 23, 2021