The Obliterator 

The sexual artform know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.

Then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.

"Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday."

"Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim of The Obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."

The Obliterator by jamesisdead September 26, 2007

The Ol Razzle Dazzle 

A way to seduce, or exhibit arousing behavior.

Did you see Becky? She gave Todd "The Ol Razzle Dazzle"!

The Ol Razzle Dazzle by globby347 November 25, 2018

in the oven

when you have put something that needs bakin and/or cooking into an electric or gasoline powered heater that warms the food and makes it more enjoyable.

when a woman is pregnant with a baby.

"Rizzos gotta bun 'in the oven'"

"sweety can you put the cookies for santa in the oven"

in the oven by ChaCha December 28, 2003

playing the organ 

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

playing the organ by ScubaSteve4235 January 30, 2008

bummed the octopus 

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

bummed the octopus by finbarD June 30, 2008

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

The Office 

A show that uses a unique form of "comedy". I used to think it was funny but then I matured, and realized that it was an extremely stupid show.

"Did you catch The Office last night?"

"No, I don't watch that. It's fucking stupid."

The Office by Jamesokay March 16, 2010