Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

Middie Slap

The act of bitch slapping a MAN

That boy is such a douche bag. I AM GOING TO MIDDIE SLAP HIM.

by ALLIETATA May 22, 2011

Meep Slap

A hard slap to any part of the body, after or before doing so the slapper says. "Meep!", this is a very fun and hillarious thing and can result in bruises.

a meep slap is when a person walks up to you and yells "meep!" he then smacks you.

by xexelias November 18, 2012

Dead Slap

When you go to a children's hospital and slap the back of bald cancer kids heads.

Friend: Hey got any plans this weekend?
Me: Yeah, i'm going to St. Jude to do the Dead Slap lmao
Friend: oh cool

by UrBestFriendVoid69 February 27, 2020

mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009

Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

Slap that base

A term generally used as encouragement. Some similarities to the High Five exist as Slap that base may be used in similar situations. Often said like a cool rastafari.

-Man that girl totally likes me!
-Slap that base dude, slap that base.

by Marble Curse May 14, 2011