russian cockpit

The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.

Pilot: All aboard the Russian cockpit.

russian cockpit by Mike Op January 21, 2008

The Russian 

the guy who just kicked your ass.

dude, he's the russian!

The Russian by Rose Valquier April 30, 2011

russian granny smith apple 

First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.

russian granny smith apple by cory kanz January 11, 2008

Russian bulldog 

When your fucking a gilr doggy stlye and your about to cum you druel on her back and wait tilll she turns around and Boom in her face.

I gave her a russian bulldog last night!

Russian bulldog by Bigmuffinz March 16, 2011

Russia 

a country of worth and under-appriciation

Russia is the bomb . . . haha, get it?

Russia by russiaisdabomb.com June 25, 2018

A Russian Peter 

Noun A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.

Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!

A Russian Peter by Jarba June 4, 2005

Russian War

The Russian War (also known as the Russian-English War) started on November 23rd, 2009. Though the exact time cannot be provided, it is estimated that the Russian War started around 7:00PM. Katelyn Ross, an English anti-Russian accent female activist is at the root of this war. With Emile Chuck Norris' Fortier as her first worshiper, Kateland (Katelyn Ross) became a dictator who would ignite and direct a war that is estimated to last for the next week or two.

How the war started:

Russian Guy: Where is the bathroom? (Russian Accent)
Katelyn: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not the Russian English accent! NOOOOOOOO!!! We are doomed!!
Russian Guy: Hunh????
Katelyn: TAKE THIS ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES BOOK YOU... RUSSIAN!!!


The Katelyn-Russian war will be one of the most intense wars in the history of the world.

Note: The Katelyn-Russian war led to American believing that:

Canada + russians = communists
Canada + higher taxes + free health care + cheaper universities = communism
Canada + russians + free health care = free health care for communists
Canada + free health care for communists = free health care for Castro!!!
Canada = Communism
Communism = War
Canada = WAR!!!!

Therefore, Americans will nuke Canada and jack all their natural resources.

A big Eskimo in a Yack's pooper.

When a fat woman has an enormous crap that hurts her anus: she yells ''FOR FUCKING RUSSIAN WAR'S SAKE!!!!''

Random note:

There's a town called Fucking in Austria... just thought I'd let you know

Russian War by Emile Fortier February 23, 2009